bookahplease:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

BOTTOMED

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

raversaurusrex:

Flying over Kinetic Field
isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt
friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

savinggallifrey:

id change my url to something spookier but i have a brand to maintain

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